Oshawott is a character from the Pokémon series of games. Despite having the lowest base stat total of all water starters, Oshawott has been scientifically proven to be the greatest Pokémon ever made, as well as the cutest, and way better than Gardevoir. Fuck Gardevoir.
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It is said that any who refuse to hug an Oshawott is destined to die a shit.