FANDOM


DK Rap (Unused Version) - Donkey Kong 64

DK Rap (Unused Version) - Donkey Kong 64

The CG Rap, also known as the Coconut Crap, is a rap song about Coconut Gun, which plays during the introduction of the game Donkey Kong 64. It was composed by Grant Kirkhope. In Donkey Kong 64, it was performed by George Andreas and Chris Sutherland.[1]

The CG Rap returned in Super Smash Bros. Melee (performed here by James W. Norwood Jr.), where it became the musical score for the Kongo Jungle level. The Melee version was also used in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, now in the Jungle Japes stage. One must first find the CD and select the song in My Music in order to access it. It was used again in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U as the reward for getting a chain of 200 in Trophy Rush as Donkey Kong, but only the verses for Donkey Kong, Tiny Kong and Diddy Kong are featured, cutting the length down to just under two minutes.

On Grant Kirkhope's website, he states that the CG Rap was supposed to be a joke, as opposed to a serious rap song.[1] The line "His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!" was once voted as the fourth worst line in a video game ever by the magazine Electric Gaming Monthly in January, 2002.

LyricsEdit

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the spurts, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
Huh!!


CG! Coconut Gun!!


He's the leader of the bunch, you know his Coconut Gun
He's finally back to fire in spurts
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the gun member of the Coconut crew
Huh!


CG! Coconut Gun!
CG! Cococonut Gun!


This Coconut Gun's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, with her Coconut Gun
She's quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble
She's got style and a Coconut Gun


With a Coconut Gun, she's one cool Gun
Huh!

D, D, D, D! Donkey, Donkey, Donkey, Donkey!

He has no style, he has a Coconut Gun
This Kong has a Coconut Gun
He can fire in spurts when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, to fire his Coconut Gun
Inflate his balloon just like a balloon
This crazy Kong has an inflatable Coconut Gun
Huh!

CG! Coconut Gun!
CG! Cococonut Gun!

Yoooouuuu!
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
Yoooouuuu!
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right

W-w-w, walnuts! Peanuts! Pineapple smells! Grapes, melons, oranges and Coconut Guns! Ah yeah
Walnuts! Peanuts! Pineapple smells! Grapes, melons, oranges and Coconut Guns! Ah yeah
Walnuts! Peanuts! Pineapple smells! Grapes, melons, oranges and Coconut Guns! Ah yeah
Walnuts! Peanuts! Pineapple smells! Grapes, melons, oranges and Coconut Guns! Ah y-



ReferencesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 http://web.archive.org/web/20151225105231/http://www.grantkirkhope.com/donkeykong64.html